Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening and welcome one and all.

I hope you are all enjoying your weekend and looking forward with eager anticipation to your gifts from the Easter Bunny tomorrow.

Tailcocks and nibbles will no doubt be available soon.
Meanwhile, a little ditty to start off our evening on a jolly note.

Spring is sprung
De grass is riz
I wonder where dem birdies is ?
De little birds is on de wing,
Ain't dat absurd?
De little wing is on de bird!

Further ditties and any raffle prizes will be most welcome.

[supersuezy24]

Hi!!!!!!!!

[supersuezy24]

I shall not be drinking wine tonight as I am still suffering from last nights

[ladyalex]

Hello Suezy. Lovely to see you . Sorry to hear of your enforced abstinence...pity you'll miss this week's tailcock, whatever it will be.

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, what a lovely ditty you posted.

I have been spring cleaning, so all is shiny and fresh, this weeks guest tailcock is a Thunderbolt# very uplifting given the occasion.

For the ruffle I have

A sink plunger
A skinned rabbit
pair of lime green bedsox

[Mamyalynne]

ttfn sends apologies, off to sister's doing decorating.

[slinky.kate]

oh aye'left me sitting on the deckchair out the back,i was sunbathing and keeping an eye on the place(plaice,caught it in the moat)bbq all set up out back on the patio,dog tied up,i took some potatoes out of the vegetable patch and through them on the barbi.

[ladyalex]

Hello, Mamya. Lovely to see you too. I'd love a Thunderbolt#

Thank youfor the raffle prizes. Can't get enough bedsox, they're so popular.

[Mamyalynne]

Also dear Alexanderd has been taken to Yorkshire for a relaxing break

[supersuezy24]

I'll have a tailcock but just no wine in it please :)
I have plenty of cheese to share, crisps, peanuts, and cakes.
I'll donate some bottles of wine to the raffle too :)

[ladyalex]

slinky, how lovely and thank you so much for all your efforts.

Do be careful in the sun, though...you know how it can affect you .

Should ttfn be decorating ? Unless it's cakes, of course.

[ladyalex]

I saw Alexanderd's post the other day. Here's hoping he has a relaxing time and is restored to health asap.

[Mamyalynne]

She is a whizz with the roller I hear,

Fruity punch for Suezy,, pass the corkscrew

[ladyalex]

A whizzing roller...that I would like to see....

[slinky.kate]

ruffle donation is
pair 1964 plastic sandals,size 5,fawn
i blue rubber glove
iblack eyebrow pencil
i will just make up i
a ditty in a minute

[dr b]

Is this a ditty or a bit of doggerel? I can never tell...

A Word to Husbands - Ogden Nash

To keep your marriage brimming,
With love in the loving cup,
Whenever you're wrong, admit it;
Whenever you're right, shut up.

[ladyalex]

Whatever it is, I like it, drb...and such excellent advice

[ladyalex]

Mind you, Ogden also said
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker

Which is also accurate advice.....

[supersuezy24]

Is that alcoholic Mamy?

[ladyalex]

I hope you are not suggesting that our esteemed Matron is an alcoholic , Suezy ?

Likes a tipple, but no more than that.

What ever happened to you work contract, by the way ?

[Muzz]

Hullo! I'm just popping in (with no witty ditty, alas!) - I've brought 2 prizes for the raffle though - a box of 12 Creme eggs and a cd entitled Royal Wedding collection that came free with last weekend's Telegraph. Just the one glass of wine for me, thank you.