Pardon Me

[marval]

A flat-chested woman was delighted when her fairy-god mother said her chest would increase in size each time a man says, "Pardon" to her.

She walked down the sidewalk, accidentally bumped into a man and he said, "Pardon me." Her chest instantly grew an inch and she was ecstatic.

The next day, she bumped into a man in the grocery store, he begged her pardon and another inch was added to her chest. She was in seventh heaven!

She walked into a Chinese restaurant, colided with a waiter who bowed and said, "A thousand pardons for my clumsy behaviour."

The next day, the headline in the local newspaper says, "Chinese Waiter Crushed to Death!"

[starone]

Well, I copy all mine. I often wonder where they all come from. I haven't the wit to make up my own, so have to rely on others. Poor girl, they didn't say what happened to her. She must have fallen over never to get up again, or maybe she made a fortune with porn movies.

[marval]

She probably rocked herself to death.

[JonnyBoy12]

You could say that he made a boob then?

[wildwood]

lol