Animals & Nature1 min ago
Deliver all these Santa, or be killed
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http://www.dailymail....-Santa-Claus-die.html
/// But her mother Tracey, 40, is not punishing her for the letter and has vowed to meet her daughter's demands saying: 'You don't want to get on the wrong side of Mekeeda.' ///
What a sweet young girl she seems to be, (I don't think), but is she just a typical example of the 'don't have, got to have' generation, such as the looters belong to?
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/// But her mother Tracey, 40, is not punishing her for the letter and has vowed to meet her daughter's demands saying: 'You don't want to get on the wrong side of Mekeeda.' ///
What a sweet young girl she seems to be, (I don't think), but is she just a typical example of the 'don't have, got to have' generation, such as the looters belong to?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ." Dear Tweedy the Spoilt Little Brat,
Thank you so much for your whimsical letter regarding 'what you want'...It did keep us amused for hours talking about the kind of things we can get for an obviously deserving young girl such as yourself, and bearing in mind that at 13, you still think of me......how very quaint.
Now your list.....
a Blackberry.................sorry out of stock, but I've sent you a manky strawberry instead.
Austin Mahone or Justin Bieber (real ).........sorry not available for spoit little girls...only squeeky clean ones........so have sent you....(wait for it)......Yep, The Chuckle Brothers instead.
Next.......
Laura knitted 33 jumper from Boo Hoo.............too classy and stylish for you, Weedy ( sorry...Tweedy ), so have sent you Boo to teach you a lesson or three about manners.........dont Fosters her off, make sure you feed her lots of cake, and good luck, as you're gonna need it :0)
High Top Converses?..................errrm... nope........so sent you a pair of smelly flip-flops worn by John McCririck for 15 years and as an added bonus.......what he's picking :0)
http://static.unreali...BB_John_McCririck.jpg
Austin Mahone Circles top and Austin Glasses............nope yet again.......but look at what i did get you..........a stylish piccy of Jarvis Cocker ( who's he?...i hear you ask).......he's the Justin Bieber of the 90's :0)
http://fc05.deviantar...ocker_by_entdroid.jpg
And last, but not least, Weedy, for threatening to do me in and cook my reindeer, I will be sending out special delivery at your rooftop.... Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and of course... Rudolph, to bite your fat arse whilst you sleep on Christmas night.......sweet dreams :0)
Thank you so much for your whimsical letter regarding 'what you want'...It did keep us amused for hours talking about the kind of things we can get for an obviously deserving young girl such as yourself, and bearing in mind that at 13, you still think of me......how very quaint.
Now your list.....
a Blackberry.................sorry out of stock, but I've sent you a manky strawberry instead.
Austin Mahone or Justin Bieber (real ).........sorry not available for spoit little girls...only squeeky clean ones........so have sent you....(wait for it)......Yep, The Chuckle Brothers instead.
Next.......
Laura knitted 33 jumper from Boo Hoo.............too classy and stylish for you, Weedy ( sorry...Tweedy ), so have sent you Boo to teach you a lesson or three about manners.........dont Fosters her off, make sure you feed her lots of cake, and good luck, as you're gonna need it :0)
High Top Converses?..................errrm... nope........so sent you a pair of smelly flip-flops worn by John McCririck for 15 years and as an added bonus.......what he's picking :0)
http://static.unreali...BB_John_McCririck.jpg
Austin Mahone Circles top and Austin Glasses............nope yet again.......but look at what i did get you..........a stylish piccy of Jarvis Cocker ( who's he?...i hear you ask).......he's the Justin Bieber of the 90's :0)
http://fc05.deviantar...ocker_by_entdroid.jpg
And last, but not least, Weedy, for threatening to do me in and cook my reindeer, I will be sending out special delivery at your rooftop.... Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen and of course... Rudolph, to bite your fat arse whilst you sleep on Christmas night.......sweet dreams :0)
Story in the Dail Mail with a very carefully posed photo shot ? The child has obviously had make up applied and had a new hair do. Just chance of course ?
I don't suppose there is any possibility that this is anything other than 100% genuine ?
No chance this is a 'set up' on a day when real news is hard to find ?
I don't suppose there is any possibility that this is anything other than 100% genuine ?
No chance this is a 'set up' on a day when real news is hard to find ?
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