Come Dine With Me

[joggerjayne]

Can you imagine ANYTHING worse !!

Having people over for dinner, and then they say what they thought of it?

OMG!

[firewatch]

i would want to kill them!

[joggerjayne]

yep

[douglas9401]

Aye, but generally you'd be inviting people you knew, not a random collection of freaks and Stars In Their Minds applicants with a very high opinion of themselves.

[joggerjayne]

True, douglas.

[JonnyBoy12]

Well, I have a solution to this problem, J.J. Invite me round to your home for dinner and I will always have praise for your food. I am usually hungry and if it is food then I eat it with relish.

Problem solved, eh?

[joggerjayne]

JB ... you sound like the perfect guest ! x

[douglas9401]

Anyway, when, where and what are we having? :)

[JonnyBoy12]

I like to think so, J.J. If I have not got anything nice to say then I do not say anything. That is my policy in someone's home.

"All guests bring pleasure,

Some when they arrive; others when they leave".

Does anyone know where this quote comes from?

[joggerjayne]

Mmm ... don't know.

[jno]

happens all the time here. Just so's they say they loved it, and don't actually vomit at the table.

[pdust]

yeah i can JJ... having them go through my knicker drawer would be far worse than that.....

[joggerjayne]

Yes, that would be disappointing, jno, LOL.

pdust ... I think I'd rather have guests rifle my pants than critique my cooking.

[jno]

for heaven's sake, JJ, you just *know* comments like that will upset DT's blood pressure.

[woofgang]

I got a letter (real one) inviting me to be on that. I never found out why me. My response, hell no!

[joggerjayne]

Right response!

[pdust]

lol woof

[douglas9401]

".....I think I'd rather have guests rifle my pants than critique my cooking....."


Something about a hair trigger. :P

[boxtops]

They're advertising in our local rag for local people to take part. Not on your nelly!

[joggerjayne]

"hair" ??

=0/

[Bambiagain]

I'd be very happy if guests told me what they thought of the food. As long as it was positive!!