Bob Knows Everybody...

[Jemisa]

Bob Knows Everybody


Bob and his friend are sitting in their deck-chairs admiring the sunset.
Bob has a proud smile on his face when he says, "You know, I don't
think there's anyone on this planet I don't know."

His friend looks at him, "What? You're kidding!"
Bob says, "No. I think I know just about everybody."

Bob's friend says, "I bet you don't know the prime minister
"Dave? Yep, I know ol'Dave, as a matter of fact, I'm having
dinner with him Tuesday. Why don't you come along?"
They show up at Dave's (No/10) Tuesday, David Camero opens
the door himself. "Hellow there, Bob! How are you doing'? Come on
in!"

Bob's friend is quite impressed, but still not convinced Bob knows
everybody. A few days later he tells Bob. "I bet you don't know
Paul McCartney."

"Pau? Of course I know the Man,! We used to hang out together in
Liverpool "Bob, I don't believe you. I think you're lying to me."

"No, really," Bob responds, "In fact, he's putting on a show
tomorrow night. Lets go."
Bob and his friend make their way up to front row. Paul McCartney
looks down and says, "I'd like to dedicate this next
song to my good friend Bob here."

The friend is getting totally freaked out by now. He is determined to
find someone Bob doesn't know. A couple of weeks later, Bob is
once again sitting in the garden with that proud smile on his face,
when his friend pulls up in the driveway, jumps out of the car and
says, "A hah! I bet You don't know the Pope!"
"The Pope? Yep I do I know ol' John Paul!"

"You're having me on' Bob! I don't believe you!"

"I'll prove it to you," Bob says
So they fly over to the Vatican. Bob's friend stands near the
front of the crowd waiting for the Pope to come out on the
balcony. Soon the Pope appears before the thousands of people in
the crowd. Sure enough, right behind him comes Bob. Standing next
to the Pope and waving at the crowds. After a bit Bob looks down
and sees his friend passed out on the ground. He runs down to the
street to his friend and says, "Hey, you okay mate?"

"Yes, I'm ok. I was standing here in shock when all of a sudden
this bloke leans towards me and says, 'Hey, who's that standing
Next to Bob?

[sophie_1003]

Totally unexpected and brilliant punchline!

[trt]

Thats funny Jem :-)

[tenrec]

Very good!

[flump1]

Love it Jem x

[rockyracoon]

Very good.

[marval]

HaHa

[dickythecook]

It was good to see that one again, thowd ones are the best

[wildwood]

lol

[starone]

Chuckle, chuckle, chuckle - great one jem.

[Jemisa]

Thanks folks.

Yep, oldies are the goldies. x

jem

[missprim]

Yep Jem the oldies are the goldies but how old is this joke 'cos I think Pope John Paul died quite a few years ago :-)

[shooty]

ps. just got in. Bob sends his love : )

[missprim]

Shooty tell him missprim sends her love, he'll know who you mean.

[kawakiri]

Who's Bob?

[shooty]

shame on you kawakiri. and missprim, will do : )

[missprim]

I think you do know Bob Kawakiri, he speaks very highly of you.

[kawakiri]

My mate Jack doesn't know him and says he doesn't think Bob knows him.

[shooty]

if we are talking about the same jack ?
close friends call him john : )

[kawakiri]

I've always known him as Jack, but i don't realy know him. If you know what I mean.

[shooty]

i went to the bar last night and ordered a John Daniels.
the bar said 'don't you mean Jack Daniels'
i said ' when you've been a friend as long as i have, you get to call him by his first name' : )