From the failed Application tests for AB Editor

[Gromit]

http://www.dailymail....s-given-students.html

[joggerjayne]

I love the picture of the giraffe saying "hello".

[Gromit]

Pre-emptive reply:

No AOG, it isn't really news.

[rowanwitch]

I am actually crying with laughter that was the funniest thing I have seen in years especially the heartless giraffes

[mccfluff]

i liked the pole dancing mum

[anotheoldgit]

Actual reply:

"What's the Question"?

[exdc]

Q. What do we call the science of classifying living things? A. Racism

[Gromit]

The question is:

Has AOG had a sense of humour bye-pass?

[anotheoldgit]

Gromit

No, just in with one of the many quick witted responsive replies that I am so used to making, try it sometime.

[Gromit]

Not often you see 'anotheoldgit' and 'quick witted' in the same post.

[FredPuli43]

The greatest achievement of the Romans was definitely 'learning Latin'.LOL. It defeated the best in my school for seven years.Anyway, the Romans had grammarians and grammar books and the vast majority of people did not speak 'proper' Latin, like what Cicero did, so it was truly quite an achievement to learn the classical language.

[AB Editor]

"Briefly Describe What Hard Water Is:"

"Ice"

Perfect answer.

[starone]

I read it earlier on in the Sun (which I borrow from next door). I found it absolutely hilarious.

[Gromit]

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[starone]

Lateral thinking at its best.

[tenrec]

Excellent stuff. Very funny.

[Gromit]

Gromit meets AOG

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8FWzLMobx0

[Baldric]

gromit, aog @ 1616, do you get the feeling he actually believes that?

[anotheoldgit]

Sorry to see you have a sore ass Gromit, pleased to see however that the Vet has took the necessary measures, to prevent you from licking yourself.

[jno]

you're doing well today, aog.

I don't know... some of those are clearly deliberately funny rather than stupid; perhaps the students in question already had enough marks to pass and decided to have a little fun instead. Kung fu glands indeed.