Sooty The Glove Puppet

[Fanriffic]

Sooty and Soo get married.
The marriage only lasted one week.
Soo is divorcing Sooty on the grounds that he's giving her the silent treatment.

Sooty gave no comment when asked earlier today about his short lived marriage at the family BBQ where he was having a Sweepstake (steak).

[boxtops]

The first bit's funny, the second bit's really contrived.

[mike11111]

To be fair to Sooty, I think that if you had spent the major part of your life with Harry Corbet's hand stuck up your arse you might also find it difficult to speak.

[Ann]

LOL - aren't all jokes "contrived" Boxie? I like them cornier the better!

[craft1948]

Sorry........no.

[Wharton]

Sweep always whispered, I never trusted that little.......

[boxtops]

Oh no, ann, some you laugh out loud at, because they're obvious. If you have to explain a joke, it's missed the boat.