Stopping The Competition

[gness]

Stepped out of late shower (pressies and all that) to frantic hammering on front door. There stood drop dead gorgeous friend clutching wine, be- ribboned parcel and glazed expression. "Couldn`t make you hear." she gasped. "Went around the back. Have you seen what`s on your patio? Where did you find him? Is he married?" Grrrrr.
Dragged her inside, relieved her of now forgotten goodies and plonked her in a chair while I did some quick thinking.
Readers, I told her he was gay.
Honestly! Some women can become real tarts at the sight of a builder`s tanned, muscular, glistening thighs!!

[sherrardk]

Oh, quick thinking gness! I like your style.

[gness]

Hi Sher.x

Laptop playing up. If I vanish I`m not under patio.
Will be back when I find child to sort it out.x

[rowanwitch]

Of course with a bit of luck he will find out what you said and feel he has to prove you wrong

[gness]

Searching garden for lucky four leafed clover.x

[flump1]

H ha ha way to go Gness !! x

[rowanwitch]

bending over may be a good way to start

[EvianBaby]

I had to drop some stuff off at one of our sites this morning. When I got there our lads weren't there so I just sat in the car admiring the view.

Not the leafy greens or plush houses of Richmond, but the buff workmen with their tops off being all manly. I was a bit disappointed when our lads showed up to be honest, I could have watched those delicious men all day.

[sunny-dave]

It must be all the ductwork EB ...

[gness]

Something about the way the muscles ripple isn`t there Evian?

[EvianBaby]

You should have got a whiff of it Dave. After all those fumes going to my head it was probably just a mirage.

[sunny-dave]

... and Hippo Birdy gness - have a good one.

Any time you need a man with a big bike just shout - and don't worry the dodgy moustache is long gone ;)

[gness]

Thank you SD. Haven`t been on a cross bar for ages. Still searching for you on IOW DVD.x

[chi-chi66]

Gness..Happy Birthday again...I posted something for you on Tinks thread,

as usual did'nt see this one first.!!!!!