So Lets Shaft Our Farmers.....
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Scary.
21 Answers
IDIOT SIGHTING 1
My daughter and I went through the McDonalds take-away window and I gave the girl a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence piece.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.'
The girl then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change..
Do not confuse the girls at MacD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING 2
We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a ¼ horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Bromley , Kent UK
IDIOT SIGHTING 3
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Crayford , Kent , UK
IDIOT SIGHTING 4
My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a Mexican taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Gillingham Kent , UK .
IDIOT SIGHTING 5
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened Luton Airport ...... UK
IDIOT SIGHTING 6
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine.. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a Local County Council employee in Dartford Kent, UK
IDIOT SIGHTING 7
When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the Mechanic "It's open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire UK.
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that is they have the
RIGHT TO VOTE and REPRODUCE!
My daughter and I went through the McDonalds take-away window and I gave the girl a £5 note. Our total was £4.20, so I also handed her a Twenty pence piece.
She said, 'you gave me too much money.'
I said, 'Yes I know, but this way you can just give me £1 back.'
She sighed and went to get the manager who asked me to repeat my request. I did so, and he handed me back the 20 pence and said 'We're sorry but they could not do that kind of thing.'
The girl then proceeded to give me back 80 pence in change..
Do not confuse the girls at MacD's.
IDIOT SIGHTING 2
We had to have the garage door repaired. The GARADOR repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a 'large' enough motor on the opener.
I thought for a minute, and said that we had the largest one GARADOR made at that time, a 1/2 horsepower. He shook his head and said, 'Lady, you need a ¼ horsepower.' I responded that 1/2 was larger than 1/4 and he said, 'NOOO, it's not. Four is larger than two.'
We haven't used Garador repair since. Happened in Bromley , Kent UK
IDIOT SIGHTING 3
I live in a semi rural area. We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road. The reason: 'Too many deer are being hit by cars out here! I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore.'
Story from Crayford , Kent , UK
IDIOT SIGHTING 4
My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a Mexican taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Gillingham Kent , UK .
IDIOT SIGHTING 5
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an Irish airport employee asked, 'Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?'
To which I replied, 'If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?'
He smiled knowingly and nodded, 'That's why we ask.'
Happened Luton Airport ...... UK
IDIOT SIGHTING 6
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when it's safe to cross the street. I was crossing with an intellectually challenged co-worker of mine.. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
Appalled, she responded, 'What on earth are blind people doing driving?!'
She is a Local County Council employee in Dartford Kent, UK
IDIOT SIGHTING 7
When my husband and I arrived at Our Local Ford dealer to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver’s side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. 'Hey,' I announced to the Mechanic "It's open!'
His reply, 'I know. I already did that side.'
This was at the Ford dealership in St Albans, Hertfordshire UK.
STAY ALERT!
They walk among us... and the scary part is that is they have the
RIGHT TO VOTE and REPRODUCE!
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My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried and ordered a Mexican taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimum lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From Gillingham Kent , UK .
Alternatively:
My daughter went to a local McDonalds and ordered a burger. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had "Iceberg". He was a Chef ?? Yep...
From Surfers Paradise Qld !!!
My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From South Oxhey Herts , UK
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce". He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef?
From Austin, Texas.
Wonderful how these idiots say exactly the same thing no matter where they come from
From Gillingham Kent , UK .
Alternatively:
My daughter went to a local McDonalds and ordered a burger. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had "Iceberg". He was a Chef ?? Yep...
From Surfers Paradise Qld !!!
My daughter went to a local Kentucky Fried Chicken and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for 'minimal lettuce.' He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg lettuce.
From South Oxhey Herts , UK
My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce". He said he was sorry, but they only had iceberg. He was a Chef?
From Austin, Texas.
Wonderful how these idiots say exactly the same thing no matter where they come from
I once worked for LLoyds Finance. It was a requirement for all self employed customer's to send in proof of self employment before their loan could be agreed. We had one customer, a self employed artist, who sent in a drawing of himself.
Also we had quite a few people who would answer the "Time at address" question with the current time (e.g 14:15hrs).
Also we had quite a few people who would answer the "Time at address" question with the current time (e.g 14:15hrs).
me on saturday or it might of been sunday i can;t remem
anyway went shopping, got home parked up went to the house and stood outside pressing the key fob and waiting for the front door to open, then when i realised i tried using my work keys to get in, luckily fatty decided to take pity on me and let me in. the guys standing outside the pub next door were alightly amused :-(
anyway went shopping, got home parked up went to the house and stood outside pressing the key fob and waiting for the front door to open, then when i realised i tried using my work keys to get in, luckily fatty decided to take pity on me and let me in. the guys standing outside the pub next door were alightly amused :-(
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I took the kids to an outdoor pool and at lunchtime ordered two burgers at £1.50 each. When my number was called, I went back to the counter, only to be told by the spotty oik that I couldn't have them as the supervisor had gone off with the calculator and he didn't know how much my bill was. I even wrote £1.50 x 2 = £3 down for him, but to no avail.
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