The Answerbank Radio Show - Extra Bit

[mrs_overall]

Programme of Events in Answerbank Under the Wold - summer 2012

Village Hall Programme:

7th July - Marriage Guidance Session - Mrs Craft

9th July - More Poems What I Have Wrote - Mr DTCrosswordfan

10th July - Owl Husbandry - Mick Talbot

11th July - Seaweed Identification - Mrs Overall (SOLD OUT)

12th July - Literary Evening & Book Signing by the famous local author
Charles (call me Chuck) Fickens. Copies of his books Olivia
Twist, Little Dorito, Knickerless Nickleby and Great
Expectorants are available for purchase.

13th July - Advanced Seaweed Identification - Mrs Overall (SOLD OUT)

14th July - Pedal Cycle Maintainance Class - SunnyDave

16th July - The Wonder of NHS Direct - Dr Sqad

18th July - Organs I Have Known - Reverend Venator

20th July - My Life as a Professional Wrestler - Ms Murraymints

23rd July - Comedy Workshop - Mark Rae

27th July - Cats & Insanity - Ms McFluff

28th July - Cackling Workshop - Rowanwitch

[rowanwitch]

sign me up for the27th

[mrs_overall]

Can you tell I am bored? lol

[excelsior-1]

one ticket for 27th please.

[Psybbo]

Appointment with Mrs Craft, please (though she may recommend divorce)

[sunny-dave]

You missed "Obelisks - their construction" by Ms Gness date tbc

[mrs_overall]

Tickets for the 27th are going fast.

Sibton, you will be in excellent hands - after 7 husbands she knows what she is talking about

[jno]

I take it the extra sessions on seaweed have displaced the advertised lecture on cooking with sweetcorn by Mollykins?

[excelsior-1]

village hall roof looks the worse for wear.
i'd be happy to write and host a quiz night to raise funds for repairs.

[mrs_overall]

jno, the committee were hoping Mollykins would be doing an actual demonstration of cooking with sweetcorn at the forthcoming summer fete

[gness]

But I won`t sign up for any talks since St. Sodding Pancras.
Met someone last night who got the right talk and she was religious...would have loved the one I had.
Will talk on and demonstrate obelisk building if Sunny-Dave brings the slabs on his new sewing bike. :-)

[mrs_overall]

Excelsior, the committee will be delighted when they they hear of your kind offer

[jno]

sounds like the classic fete worse than death, mrs o

[gness]

You know Hook-a-Duck? Can we have Hook-a-Duck with a Dick at our Fete?

[mrs_overall]

<<<<groan>>>>

jno, not knowing what sex you are means you haven't been allocated a part yet

[mrs_overall]

The fete committee will be announcing details very shortly
(gness, I think you will be running the beer tent)

[tenrec]

What about Bat the Rat?

[Barmaid]

Book me for 16th - I'd really like to know how Sqad can keep that one up for more than 2 minutes.

I'd be happy to contribute a talk on "How to destroy a will so no one knows about it - with particular reference to literary rights".

[gness]

With Jan MrsO? Will order extra supplies if so.

Love Bat the Rat Tenrec. But I can see MrsO organising Bat a Tony.

[tenrec]

gness, that would do. After all tony is getting to know the inside of A&E pretty well these days.