LOL....LOL....LOL.....I am laughing just thinking of my story that i have told on here before....LOL.........LOL
Bloke walked into a bar and two fat birds were sitting on the bar stools, buttocks hanging over the stools, fat arms and he thought a hint of a Scottish accent.
"Are you two birds from Scotland?" he asked.
"No Wales"
"Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland?" he replied.
LOL.........LOL........good eh?......."are you two whales...LOL