Phoenix Magazine November 29Th 2024
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Laugh Anyone?
Two sailors were washed up on the beach covered with red and blue paint.
Coastguards are sure they were marooned.
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively for lawyers?
It's called "Sosumi."
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
An old woman says to her friend: “You know, last night I was shivering all over from cold.”
Her friend asked: “Do you remember if your teeth chattered?”
The old woman Said, “I don’t think so. We haven’t slept together for ages.”
I am worried about my pet boa constrictor. It seems to be suffering from premature reticulation.
Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair.
He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
My husband and I have found happiness by dining out twice a week.
He goes on Tuesday and I go on Fridays
Coastguards are sure they were marooned.
Did you hear about the new sushi bar that caters exclusively for lawyers?
It's called "Sosumi."
What do you call a sleepwalking nun?
A roamin' Catholic.
An old woman says to her friend: “You know, last night I was shivering all over from cold.”
Her friend asked: “Do you remember if your teeth chattered?”
The old woman Said, “I don’t think so. We haven’t slept together for ages.”
I am worried about my pet boa constrictor. It seems to be suffering from premature reticulation.
Paddy the electrician got sacked from the U.S. prison service for not servicing the electric chair.
He said in his professional opinion it was a death trap!
My husband and I have found happiness by dining out twice a week.
He goes on Tuesday and I go on Fridays
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