Aagh! Not yet, plesae!!!

[Buenchico]

Last month I spotted the first 'Book now for Christmas' signs outside a restaurants in Diss.

Last week I saw that a 99p shop in Ipswich had just filled a large area of the store with Christmas decorations for sale.

. . and now Janice Long has just played 'Silent Night' on Radio 2.

Oh well, what the 'eck. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em:
MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

[Lie-in King]

Bah, humbug.

[Psybbo]

Please may I swear Chris?

[excelsior-1]

yuletide felicitations!

i'd better get my decorations out .. fast

[cupid04]

We've had the longest day so the nights are drawing in now you know!

[Buenchico]

Hi Scrooge - er, I mean, Lie-in King

Sibton, I'm sure that you're far too refined.

[Psybbo]

Hi L-i-K, has mamya let you out?

[cupid04]

Don't swear sibton, you know what happens to those who disobey!

[Buenchico]

Excelsior-1:
You can get your decorations out as long as you don't expect me to kiss you under the mistletoe!

Cupid04:
You sound just like my late mother used to!

[excelsior-1]

i'll be santa this year ... tell me your wants.

[cupid04]

He has come to sniff out some truffles for mamya, lol!

[Buenchico]

Hi Santa:
Can I have some hair back on my head, please?

[excelsior-1]

note .. one pink wig for burenchico -------

[cupid04]

excelsior-1 have you a magic potion to help me shift the pounds?

[cupid04]

Must be all that drumming!

[Buenchico]

How did you know that pink was my colour, Excelsior-1?
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[Wharton]

Paint yellow rabbits on your head and folk will think they're blonde hares, talking of hares, it won't be long before the Easter Bunny makes an appearance.

[excelsior-1]

note ... cupid wants to lose pounds, hack into her bank acc -----

[excelsior-1]

good god! is that really you?

[Buenchico]

Of course it's not me. I'm a dead ringer for a certain Mr Clooney ;-)

No, hang on a moment, that should have read "a dead ringer for a certain Inspector Clouseau"!

[cupid04]

Buenechio, I couldn't get your link to work. Is it just me?