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Can I play ? Crafts story ... honest, it's true.
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Anita Bush ...... AKA Craft1948
was born with the unfortunate looks of a union between Arthur Mullard and Yootha Jocyce . Even the DOC got confused and smacked the midwife.
None the less she was a HAPPY child.
She had a tough upbringing, living in an old water tank on t rubbish tip, it was very cold on t tip and this made Craft very SNEEZY .
She started down t pit at the age of 6, the poor soul had to get up before she went to bed in readiness for her 27 hour shift.
Despite being SLEEPY all the time off she would go, deep into the bowels of the earth, she confessed it did make her GRUMPY from time to time.
Her snap-tin, more often than not , contained sticky black tarmac sandwiches she washed them down with a cup of Yorkshire tea..... connoisseurs will know Yorkshire tea contains no sugar, no milk and no tea, it is in fact the residue from a well rung out dishcloth.
She was very popular with her school chums, who gave her nicknames such as Thumbelina, Bonsai and DOPEY, she never realised the significance of these names and it all went over her head.
Her education was short lived , due to her playing truant from 1957 to 1963.
Although , Crafty was BASHFUL she eventually she met one of the men of her Drea..... er .... recurring nightmare.
but unfortunately it didn't last and Crafty ended it when she was
specialist offered a job in Benidorm due to her exceptional skills with ping pong balls.
Craft used to suffer from a really bad memory but after years of gin drinking during the after show parties, she now has a photographic memory..........well everyone has red eyes now anyway.
Craft returned to York and got married a few more times. She also Spawn a child, the less said about her the better
(I'm quite fond of my teeef )
Anyway there wasn't much call for a ping pong ball juggler in medieval streets of York , so Craft decided she needed a hobby. That hobby was to be Bodybuilding ...... she pursued this new challenge with great passion an eventually Crafty had an absolutely wonderful body,
made up from an Electrical engineer a carpet fitter and a chiropodist.
The Frankenstein of York is now serving 4756 hours community service for body snatching from the local morgue.
was born with the unfortunate looks of a union between Arthur Mullard and Yootha Jocyce . Even the DOC got confused and smacked the midwife.
None the less she was a HAPPY child.
She had a tough upbringing, living in an old water tank on t rubbish tip, it was very cold on t tip and this made Craft very SNEEZY .
She started down t pit at the age of 6, the poor soul had to get up before she went to bed in readiness for her 27 hour shift.
Despite being SLEEPY all the time off she would go, deep into the bowels of the earth, she confessed it did make her GRUMPY from time to time.
Her snap-tin, more often than not , contained sticky black tarmac sandwiches she washed them down with a cup of Yorkshire tea..... connoisseurs will know Yorkshire tea contains no sugar, no milk and no tea, it is in fact the residue from a well rung out dishcloth.
She was very popular with her school chums, who gave her nicknames such as Thumbelina, Bonsai and DOPEY, she never realised the significance of these names and it all went over her head.
Her education was short lived , due to her playing truant from 1957 to 1963.
Although , Crafty was BASHFUL she eventually she met one of the men of her Drea..... er .... recurring nightmare.
but unfortunately it didn't last and Crafty ended it when she was
specialist offered a job in Benidorm due to her exceptional skills with ping pong balls.
Craft used to suffer from a really bad memory but after years of gin drinking during the after show parties, she now has a photographic memory..........well everyone has red eyes now anyway.
Craft returned to York and got married a few more times. She also Spawn a child, the less said about her the better
(I'm quite fond of my teeef )
Anyway there wasn't much call for a ping pong ball juggler in medieval streets of York , so Craft decided she needed a hobby. That hobby was to be Bodybuilding ...... she pursued this new challenge with great passion an eventually Crafty had an absolutely wonderful body,
made up from an Electrical engineer a carpet fitter and a chiropodist.
The Frankenstein of York is now serving 4756 hours community service for body snatching from the local morgue.
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