Its too hot...

[Jemisa]

" to wear clothes today," my husband said to me, stepping out of the shower. "What do you reckon the neighbours will think if I mow the grass like this?" he asked. "Probably that I married you for your money," I replied.

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My brother sent for a mail-order bride from Czechoslovakia 6 months ago and she still hasn't arrived. He rang them earlier today asking where she was and they told him, "The Czech is in the post."

[mike11111]

""The Czech is in the post."

You deserve to be banned for that atrocious pun alone.

[Aquariel]

Yes, especially since Czechoslovakia hasn't existed for 20 years :-)

[JonnyBoy12]

I thought it was quite funny. Keep them coming, Jes. Some of us on here have got a sense of homour.

[Jemisa]

I nominate you Jonny for 'Best Answer'


(You other two Raththbewwys....)

jem

[starone]

Tee-hee - I thought it was great jem.

[mrs.chappie]

Jem, it made me laugh. :o)