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The lorry Driver..
Well, this story goes something like this.
You see, there was this lorry driver and he was on a day run, and stopped at a cafe for a bite to eat.
Well, he sits down at the table, and the waitress comes over hands him a
menu and a glass of water, and says "What'll you have?"
Well, the drivr says," Got any chili?"
The waitress says, "No, I just sold my last bowl to the bloke sitting next to
you."
So, the driver looks over at the bloke next to him, and notices that he look mostly finished with his meal 'cept for the bowl of chili sitting there on
the table.
So, the driver asks him, "Hey, are you gonna eat that?" To which the man
replied, "Nope, you go right ahead." So, the driver starts eating the
chili, which tasted mighty good to him.
Well, he got about halfway through with it, and sees a dead mouse laying at
the bottom of the bowl.
UP COMES THE CHILI!!!!
Right back into the bowl!!
The bloke next to him says," Yep, that's about as far as I got with it too!"
You see, there was this lorry driver and he was on a day run, and stopped at a cafe for a bite to eat.
Well, he sits down at the table, and the waitress comes over hands him a
menu and a glass of water, and says "What'll you have?"
Well, the drivr says," Got any chili?"
The waitress says, "No, I just sold my last bowl to the bloke sitting next to
you."
So, the driver looks over at the bloke next to him, and notices that he look mostly finished with his meal 'cept for the bowl of chili sitting there on
the table.
So, the driver asks him, "Hey, are you gonna eat that?" To which the man
replied, "Nope, you go right ahead." So, the driver starts eating the
chili, which tasted mighty good to him.
Well, he got about halfway through with it, and sees a dead mouse laying at
the bottom of the bowl.
UP COMES THE CHILI!!!!
Right back into the bowl!!
The bloke next to him says," Yep, that's about as far as I got with it too!"
Answers
I did suggest a joker's badge, but I don't think I was taken seriously. Jem would win one in a heartbeat.
23:41 Sun 30th Sep 2012