My Green Party Manifesto

[albaqwerty]

Ironing is to be outlawed unless you are licenced. (profit making opportunity)
Wine tasting to be compulsory as your local vino shop/supermarket will donate 6 bottles each week.
Fuel will be 10 p per litre.

Nominations please for Ministers for various departments.

Arts & Lit Combined post for DT and Rowan?

[ummmm]

Desktop can sort out the music for the campaign.

[craft1948]

Mrs Overowl as party chairman......................she can spread pretty nasty rumours about people.

[Bazile]

I'll drive the campaign bus

[albaqwerty]

LOL ummm!!

Crafty, couldn't Mrs O be a moped tester?

[albaqwerty]

I ain't getting in the back of the bus if Tony's driving :-D

[dotty.]

can i be the minster for media and performing arts, i have a whole catalogue of ideas that will be compulsory and none negotiable, i'm starting with phone ring tones

[dotty.]

rule 1 , no beyonce ring tones

[craft1948]

rule 2.................no Garth ringtones

[albaqwerty]

Dotty, Rule No 1, surely all rings tones are Garth? :-D

[albaqwerty]

eeek, Crafty got there before me :-D

Do you think we should ask Deskies?

[dotty.]

i know, what a huge garth fan desktop is eh? it's amazing

[albaqwerty]

dotty, your name hasn't been changed yet :-(
Give it time :-)

[dotty.]

I didn't know we were having name changes, what is yours changing to? I'm happy with this one though.

[Bazile]

As party leader ( by the way when did the election for party leader take place ?) -where do you stand on party expenses ?

[albaqwerty]

Dotty, Beldric is baldic, belduck and assorted flavours :-D


Bazile, as a gesture and being held in high regard, Lady Alex may claim expenses for cleaning her moat (those crocs can be rude on a saturday night)
I think the rest of us will have to take pot luck :-D

[DTCwordfan]

gness as "Fixer" when something heavy needs done
tony - Minister of Farming
seadogg - Minister of Rescue Services
sloopy - Minister of the Navy
waterboatman - Minister of Inland Waterways
gromit - Minister of the Left Bank of the Seine and AOG Minister of the Right Bank
New Judge - Lord Chief Justice and Prudie/Barmaid Cabinet Secretaries
Commoner - Minister of Antiquities
Buenchico - Minister of Transport and Tourism
Vodka/Eccles/NoM - Co-Ministers of Food & Drink
Sibton - Minister of Northern Ireland and Silliness
PastaFreak - HM's Ambassador to the USA
Naomi - Archbishopess of Canterbury, Chief Rabbi and Grand Caliph. Forget the Methodists, Presbys and Wee Marys, they are too minor. Goodlife to deputise as sub-minister for Jehovahs, obeying to the word everything Naomi decrees.

and that's just the first wave

[albaqwerty]

oooh I'm liking very much DT xx

[marval]

I have just had a wine tasting, so can I be minister of wine?

[emmie]

New Judge for Home Secretary
AOG for Foreign Secretary

[Psybbo]

And there was me thinking of applying for the post of Chief Whip!