Things have moved on a bit since I went out for a pie and a point and we seem to have shifted a bit off topic. But no matter.
Should the Scots vote to break away from the Union (by no means a foregone conclusion and something which, as a non-gambler, I would wager against) the EU has made it quite clear that they will have to apply for membership in their own right. Leaving aside the perplexing matter that having voted to leave one union which causes them little harm, they may then apply to join another union which most certainly will, the Scots should realise that they will have to join the queue behind such beacons of Peace, Human Rights and free trade as Croatia, Macedonia, Montenegro, Turkey and perhaps less threateningly, Iceland. They should also bear in mind that they will have to adopt the Euro as no opt-out from the single currency is available for new member states.
I find it highly amusing that Mr Salmond is desperate to disconnect Scotland from the UK (a move, as an Englishman I heartily endorse) which, for all its faults, provides the Scots with a standard of living they could only dream of if they were independent. But they may then go on to join an undemocratic corrupt union from which they will gain very little. (Though, on second thoughts, most of the States without a pot to pi55 in do not seem to have done too badly out of the EU.