Bizarre House Rules

[joeluke]

Would anyone be stupid enough to rent one of his rooms and have to adhere to his strict demands?

£15 charge for leaving dirty dishes in the sink???

Love the bit at the end which says 'enjoy your read and enjoy your stay'!


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2260035/No-pork-fridge-showers-longer-15-mins-I-approve-visitors-Womans-shock-shes-presented-list-house-rules-viewing-flat-rent.html

[jno]

no drugs?

no noise?

No stealing?

Bizarre indeed. But I think I could live with most of those. The pork business does seem a llittle odd, though. Maybe the landlord is Muslim/Jewish?

[pdust]

some of them were stupid,, i have the no pork rule in my house..no one takes a blind bit of notice and usually sneaks up on me to stick a hotdog in my face and yell haraaaaaaaaam at me..... maybe a £15 charge would stop that :p

[NOX]

...No certainly not. I'm a landlord and I'd have empty houses if I came up with nonsense like that, you have to give people some credit for being decent human beings. Some disappoint, most don't.

[boxtops]

I could live with most of that, co-tenants can be messy inconsiderate devils...

[AlwaysConfused]

I've lived a shared house or two in my time, and there's nothing more annoying than going to make a nice spag bol, for instance, and finding someone has nicked the last of your spaghetti! I think that rules a very harsh, but I would introduce one - £15 charge to pay cleaner to wash bath out if you leave pubic hairs in tub or deposit lost and vacate immediately!

[emmie]

sounds worse than prison, or Butlins,

[Mick-Talbot]

Is TWR a landlord?

[emmie]

some are just bizarre, after you have eaten you have to go to your room as there is nowhere to sit, no social interaction, what a crock, does it state who the landlord/landlady is?

[pusskin]

Why bring TWR into it?

[sandyRoe]

Rule 6 "Alcohol must be kept in room."
But what if you don't drink?

[emmie]

take some in anyway, that fits in with the rules..

[ummmm]

Lol...

My nephew is moving in next month so I need to do a list of rules. So far I've come up with.

1) Don't use the last of my milk/coffee/sugar