Another Numpty Of The Week

[albaqwerty]

Next door is having their house re-wired.
Silly guy came up our path, opened front door, realised wrong house, promptly left with no apology and left front door open to the world.

Now, if the dog had got out and had been knocked down......

[hc4361]

Why wasn't your front door locked?

[albaqwerty]

Don't lock it when we're in and if the younger alba comes home from work and can't get in, he's rather peeved at having to wait.

[dickythecook]

Because the dog was in, silly

[ummmm]

My front door is never locked when I'm at home.

[Baldric]

^^^ Wot hc said! ^^^

[dickythecook]

That now sounds wrong, sorry greencheeks dtcx

[albaqwerty]

Dicky, lol, np xxxx :-)
When is your missus due back?

At the moment, though, we all look alike with scaffolding outside.

[dickythecook]

She lands on the 25th, albs. This bl00dy b/band is making me spit. It is on, it is off. I miss the nonsense in the morning. Said good morning to welshie this am (before the sparrows turned over) went back to bed and tried to fire up the laptop it spluttered into life, tickled the internet and then Sweet FA. I must look back now and see what I missed.

[albaqwerty]

25th not far away now.
You only missed Beejay waving his y fronts :-D

[dickythecook]

Thank god!! LOL

[Barmaid]

Stupid man. But at least the woofer is OK.

This will make you smile Alba. I was looking the utensil drawer last night for something and got a few things out to find what i was looking for. Mr BM came in, picked up a utensil and said "I tried to cut a pizza with your pizza cutter the other night and it's s***. I'm going to chuck it out."

I took it off him and sighed and said "That's because its a pasta wheel you ******g idiot".

[Zacs-Master]

It's a wonder the milk didn't curdle. Language like that in a kitchen.

[albaqwerty]

Dicky, he was wearing his sexiest shirt and aftershave too :-)

BM, I noticed you'd posted earlier (about 10ish) that he hadn't done anything yet, I reckon that's cos he's planning on trying to beat the pasta wheel faux pas :-D
(silly man!) (but said in a nice voice)

[dickythecook]

Alba, she has not been away that long! Luckily my lovely new next door neighbour has kept me straight. ;-p

[dickythecook]

Does scaffolding = underwear?

[albaqwerty]

having just read and posted in the do gay people thread etc and coming back to see you've been kept straight!!! (mind boggles)

Scaffolding surely is over-shoulder boulder-holders? :-D

[dickythecook]

Sorry to cross thread, but off to make a mushroom Kung Po for my lunch/dinner/supper.

[dickythecook]

upperdeckershtoppemfloppen

[albaqwerty]

oooh I love Kung Po, first one I had was a chicken one. Slurp big style.

[albaqwerty]

LOL Dicky, I'd completely forgotten about that english/german dictionary. It's a hoot. I'll need to see if it's still in my scarp-book from years ago when it was typed out and photocopied.