The Blonde And The Lorry Driver ...

[sunny-dave]

As the driver stops for a red light, a blonde catches up with his truck. She jumps out of her car, runs up to the cab, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my name is Chantelle and you are losing some of your load."

The driver ignores her and proceeds down the street.

When the wagon stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door.

Again, the driver lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Chantelle, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the driver ignores her again and continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens again.

All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the cab. The driver rolls down the window. Again she says "Hi, my name is Chantelle, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light.

When he stops this time he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.

He knocks on her window, and after she lowers it, he says...

"Hi, my name is Dave, it's winter here in Coventry, and I'm driving the
Gritting Wagon!"

[excelsior-1]

that is very good
she finally got to the nitty-gritty

[tonyav]

LOL, I like it dave.

[marval]

Good one