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BayBoy1 | 19:17 Sun 10th Mar 2013 | News
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If foreign immigrants manage to get as far as the Falklands, and also into Gibraltar ,can they claim all the benefits that they can claim here in treasure Island???
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I think the maximum is set at 3 sheep and 1 Barbary ape.
19:20 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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BayBoy1

Whatever you are taking, stop now.
20:20 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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I believe if they can make it to Northern Ireland they stand a good chance of getting benefits. In fact Ulster call it what you will is said to be the back door to England as you don't need a passport switching between the two.
21:10 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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"I believe if they can make it to Northern Ireland they stand a good chance of getting benefits. In fact Ulster call it what you will is said to be the back door to England as you don't need a passport switching between the two."

Warning, mind bending drugs at work!
21:58 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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I would prefer you call it Northern Ireland really, unless you are referring to Ireland as a whole, then the province of Ulster is an integral part.

But then I guess you knew that he said, p1ssing his pants............

We've never been the back door to England, nor can I see why we ever would be, in fact if I wanted a back door to Englandshire, I would look to France.......
22:02 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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........or the................ Republic of Ireland
22:05 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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Interesting question, I'm sure the ultimate destination of choice of foreign immigrants would be the Falklands....
22:08 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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Why worry about a back door, it's a gaping chasm........

I'm sure the Falklanders, (not Fakklanders) share our concerns.......
22:08 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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They have enough trouble with all them bloody foreign Penguins.
22:13 Sun 10th Mar 2013
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they won't, for heavens look at a map, it's a long way from anywhere...
10:01 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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I've been to the Fakklands, but they were called something else when I was there!
10:05 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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The Falklands i suspect, or do you mean Las Malvinas,
10:09 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Depends which Uniform you were wearing em!
10:10 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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would think that you were one of our chaps,,...
10:11 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Remember our Slappy is down in pingwing land at the moment ...wonder how he is ?
10:13 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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cold perhaps? mind you it's horrible up here..
10:15 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Ex Royal Marines em.
10:15 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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thought i remembered you were in the services... the Falkland islanders get to vote soon i believe, on whether to stay under British rule?
10:16 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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Saw a few being interviewed a few days ago, they reckoned it would be 100% for.
10:19 Mon 11th Mar 2013
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sure it will, shame they can't count the pingwings...
10:19 Mon 11th Mar 2013

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