What Shape Are Your Flapjacks?

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2298715/Castle-View-School-Canvey-Island-Essex-bans-triangular-flapjacks-health-safety-grounds.html

[ludwig]

Definitly version A trigs, almost word for word I'd say.

// taking it to it's logical conclusion do we start banning cars? //

Thus making it harder for the flapjack materials to be delivered to the school you mean? I like your thinking - tough on flapjacks, tough on the causes of flapjacks.

[anotheoldgit]

ludwig

I know what you mean, " enough to fetch our eye out" and all that.

[anotheoldgit]

triggerhippy

/// Head teacher " get me the head of catering we have a flap jack emergency" ///
/// Head of catering " this is the day I warned you about Head teacher, I told you this day would come" ///
/// Head teacher "And i was a damn fool for not listening, execute order 42, bann all triangle flap jacks, I repeat bann all triangle flap jacks" ///

HEAD OF CATERING "ANY CHANCE OF A CRASH COURSE IN GEOMETRY?"

[Orderlimit]

"Do you think the chat went like this"

Haha love it trigger

[Mick-Talbot]

Vulcan42
By banning the object rather then the perpetrator is a step too far, taking it to it's logical conclusion do we start banning cars?



Maybe ban the Reliant Robin ....that's a bit triangular.

[anotheoldgit]

Mick-Talbot

/// Maybe ban the Reliant Robin ....that's a bit triangular. ///

Maybe you are too young to remember the 'Jowett JAVLIN'.

[Mick-Talbot]

1947

Crikey ......yes I am. ( I only know of the Robin through 'Fools & Horses)

[roslyn251254]

Mine are just out of the oven and will be cut into squares when I have put melted choc on top!

[Zeuhl]

It's only a matter of time before an immigrant, savage or some other type of cereal-killer stabs someone with a flapjack

It never happened in my day - we might have thrown the occasional rock cake, scone or bun but all this flapjack nonsense (and even worse brownies and 'muffins' that aren't even muffins but big fairy cakes) has been encouraged by all the poncey, islington, left leaning, pinko lefties

Now they'll try and tell us it's not really a problem at all - wait until one of their loved ones is assaulted by cereal based confectionery