The Grand-National - Are Tesco's Sponsoring It? Not Stokey's Tips For You.......

[DTCwordfan]

DTC's tips for the Grand National this afternoon

I like the chances for 'Lunch Hour'- 12 to 1 apparently

Then there is 'Bisexual Boy' - Well worth an each way bet.

'Foundation' - Put your house on it.

Or one could put a bet on V-Neck; it's a great jumper

My favourite though: and my Top Tip for the Grand National, its a horse called "Premature Ejaculation" apparently it always comes first.

Yours?

[Psybbo]

Are you bored, DTC?

[humbersloop]

schnozzle to win by a nose

[DTCwordfan]

Just having a pastie......

[tiggerblue10]

I fancy a pasty now!

[humbersloop]

well I tried....

[netibiza]

What tv prog is it on please?

[humbersloop]

channel 4 netti

[DTCwordfan]

coming over, tigs......
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2011/2/23/1298453689976/Cornish-pasty-007.jpg

'Cornish Pastie' in The National - worth a short crust perhaps?

[netibiza]

Thank you, was panicking . x

[DTCwordfan]

leading best answers at the moment, sloopy.....

[humbersloop]

I worked one out for "by a short length" and thought better of it ;)

[DTCwordfan]

Cor blimey and there I was thinking Aunty Beeb was showing it....think is 4.15 for the actual race.

[Psybbo]

Irish Mist for me

[DTCwordfan]

there's a short head as well.....

[Barmaid]

Scots Missed for me, seeing as Mr BM won't get off his arris and go down the betting shop.

[DTCwordfan]

Early Mist, Irish trained, won the 1953 race, sibs.....

[humbersloop]

there must be a fnaar somewhere in "across the board" but I can't find it

[Barmaid]

OK, Mr BM has said "do it online". Any tips on a good online bookmaker where I don't have to spend a fekkin fortune?

[DTCwordfan]

I would have though Betfred? Sibs is probably the person to comment on this one....

[squarebear]

I've gone for Creosote. It's good over fences.