Quizzes & Puzzles3 mins ago
Whatever Next?
I don't normally venture into News but couldn't help but show my fellow AB people this article that I have just read.
http:// www.bbc .co.uk/ news/uk -224289 23
I was bemused by the absurdity of the situation - the world IS going crazy.
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I was bemused by the absurdity of the situation - the world IS going crazy.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Is it quite as daft as it sounds? If his "biometrics" were of poor quality (and it doesn't say why) then naturally he'd have needed to resupply some details.
Presumably it was too late for him to attend the conference, but it doesn't seem necessarily to be to do with the fact that he "couldn't supply fingerprints" as he says. Presumably they have ways of dealing with that eventuality othereise no one without fingers could ever have a visa
Presumably it was too late for him to attend the conference, but it doesn't seem necessarily to be to do with the fact that he "couldn't supply fingerprints" as he says. Presumably they have ways of dealing with that eventuality othereise no one without fingers could ever have a visa
I think I've heard of a similar case with US immigration
I suspect the average immigration form gets about 1 minute scrutiny from someone who's already processed a couple of hundred in the morning already.
Perhaps rejects ought to be passed for a second look but there are probably so many of them.
All comes down to cost in the end
I suspect the average immigration form gets about 1 minute scrutiny from someone who's already processed a couple of hundred in the morning already.
Perhaps rejects ought to be passed for a second look but there are probably so many of them.
All comes down to cost in the end
Yes, Quizmonster, it was a reference to Beachcomber but the similarity of aog to Doctor Strabismus (Whom God Preserve) of Utrecht is only in the wish for a long life.
However, there may be characters from Beachcomber's column on this site. I fancy myself as Prodnose.
Mr Justice Cocklecarrot's hearings still appear in Private Eye. Richard Ingrams is a fan of Beachcomber and produced an anthology of J B Morton's work.
Beachcomber appears in the Express still. I, too, rarely read the paper but I can say that the present column does not achieve the satirical absurdity of Morton's writing.
However, there may be characters from Beachcomber's column on this site. I fancy myself as Prodnose.
Mr Justice Cocklecarrot's hearings still appear in Private Eye. Richard Ingrams is a fan of Beachcomber and produced an anthology of J B Morton's work.
Beachcomber appears in the Express still. I, too, rarely read the paper but I can say that the present column does not achieve the satirical absurdity of Morton's writing.
Rest assured Fred and Wolf.
I am not nearly as old as His Honour Justice Cocklecarrot and I'm not quite ready for the title "Old" just yet. I might fade into obscurity rather Like "New" Labour, but I'll still be there. I may be ready to change to "Not Quite So New Judge" in about ten years or so !! :-)
I am not nearly as old as His Honour Justice Cocklecarrot and I'm not quite ready for the title "Old" just yet. I might fade into obscurity rather Like "New" Labour, but I'll still be there. I may be ready to change to "Not Quite So New Judge" in about ten years or so !! :-)