Gammy Knee

[sunny-dave]

I had an MRI scan on my gammy knee this morning ...

I can't decide whether I want to hear "don't worry it will slowly get better" - which means more months of hobbling around, or "it's buggered, but we can fix it" - which will mean ... months of hobbling around.


I did ask if they could fax the scans to my personal consultant ...

"Who is that then?"

"You know, the retired one in Menorca with an obsessive interest in Janet Reger catalogues"

"Well that narrows it down hardly at all ... ALL orthopods have an obsessive interest in fancy underwear"


But seriously folks - I may be back asking for experiences in various procedures once I have the results through.

Dave xx

[craft1948]

lol Dave, sqad isn't an orthopod he's ENT................

[mccfluff]

i can give you the benefit of my wisdom...

over a pint or two :-)

[gness]

I won't chat as this is B&S but may I ask....did you have this jammy knee before I took you out to lunch last year? Only.......:-( x

[Sqad]

LOL...dave...it will be a pleasure to give you my opinion.....but you needn't wear the Janet Reger again.

[Sqad]

Crafty...human being first....then doctor......then E.N.T Consultant.

I like to think that i keep abreast of most things other than E.N.T.

[Sammy48]

going on what I have read on AB, Dr. Sqad has looked over many knees, but never in a medical capacity lol lol

[Sqad]

Sammy...LOLtrue.......thank God i am not a "celebrity" otherwise i would be waiting for that "knock on the door."

[ChillDoubt]

SD, the main thing to remember is to wear some tight briefs.

It'll mean there's less chance of your wedding tackle getting stuck inside the tourniquet! (Which I've seen happen!)

[albaqwerty]

Dave, Mr Alba had an op on his knee in June/July of last year, or the year before
(You can tell I paid attention)

He has summat with loose cartilege (sp) and was up hobbling a couple of hours afterwards.
He walked with a stick for about a fortnight.
They trimmed it, so hopefully it will be a simple matter for you.

(now have Janet Reger'ed ladies sitting on sqad's knee in my mind, thanks!)

[gness]

Lucky Alba.....I have the Dave on Sqad's knee image....I'll lie down for a while I think... :-( x

[sunny-dave]

Thanks everyone (I think) ... will be back in touch when the results are through

Cheers

Dx

[albaqwerty]

Gness, is Dave wearing fishnets?