Come On, Spill The Beans Someone

[Hopkirk]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2334483/No-10-rocked-secret-love-affair-Stunned-PM-holds-crisis-talks-fears-tryst-blow-political-agenda-water.html

[humbersloop]

think the Wail have done the "enough, but not too far to be disloyal" bit prepping their readers DTC

[Ellipsis]

Er, no, what the Wail have done is far from friendly. They are probably still dischuffed over Leveson ...

[DTCwordfan]

Ellipsis, that is so true, IMO....and of the DT too.

[Khandro]

Is this it? http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/law-and-order/10099350/Tory-MP-and-wife-tried-to-get-me-into-bed-says-lesbian-housekeeper.html

[Peter Pedant]

It certainly fulfils the "who.....?" test

but not the PM realised the significance immediately...... test

and there doesnt seem to be a luuurve child involved.

[LochNessMonster]

Clegg and the number 10 cat ?

lol !

Purrrfect story.

[humbersloop]

clearly scrimshaw is still a living language at AB towers, pbuh Ab Editor