Animal Attraction

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It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the
zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress,
sleeveless with straps.

As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very
large gorilla, the gorilla goes bonkers. He jumps up on the bars,
holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his
chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty
lady in the wavy, pink dress.

The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife
tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips,
wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla
gets even more excited, making noises that could wake the dead.

Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall,
she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down.
Now try lifting your dress up your thighs...this drives the
gorilla absolutely crazy.

Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open
the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says,
"Now, tell HIM you have a headache."