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http:// www.dai lymail. co.uk/n ews/art icle-24 54080/P ostman- refuses -delive r-lette r-massi ve-spid er-web- blockin g-path- door--a rachnid -bigger -10p-pi ece.htm l
Well, it's in the Daily Mail, so it must be news. Any thoughts on arachnophobe posties?
Well, it's in the Daily Mail, so it must be news. Any thoughts on arachnophobe posties?
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Yes, but AOG with his usual accuracy on matters of fact, and the Daily Mail, says Gromit posted the OP. So it must have been Gromit.
Anyway, we now know that Gromit persistently says that stories in the Mail are non-news. Don't whether I do it, but I must say I trawled through the front page online and had got over half-way down before I found that as the nearest thing to news; The Times missed it. But if you are interested in the new prince going to Sandringham, a fat man who is now thinner, and other matters of import, that's news .
Anyway, we now know that Gromit persistently says that stories in the Mail are non-news. Don't whether I do it, but I must say I trawled through the front page online and had got over half-way down before I found that as the nearest thing to news; The Times missed it. But if you are interested in the new prince going to Sandringham, a fat man who is now thinner, and other matters of import, that's news .
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AOG , thanks for the veiled apology! I mean that I don't do it; claiming stories as non-news; persistently. But , on the evidence before me, I ought to, though it seems self-evident and unnecessary. After all, all papers have a duty to entertain. Some do it more than others. Even the FT is quite entertaining on Saturdays.
you have to beware of spiders these days
http:// www.dai lymail. co.uk/n ews/art icle-24 52231/T wo-trea ted-hos pital-b itten-p oisonou s-false -widow- spiders .html
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The Daily Mail would never be alarmist surely but:
http:// www.nhm .ac.uk/ about-u s/news/ 2007/ma y/news_ 11767.h tml
rather suggests that it is. Elsewhere the Natural History Museum has recorded cases where the spider could be identified having bitten someone. Beware! One example was of the mouse spider; a very common species in houses; one of a wolf spider; very common in gardens; and one of a money spider, which defies appropriate comment. And there was one by the same species as in the original link, though how the garden cross spider, a harmless orb-weaver, managed to bite anyone is a mystery. Perhaps it thought the person was a suitor; late in the season the old males tend to be eaten by the females.
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rather suggests that it is. Elsewhere the Natural History Museum has recorded cases where the spider could be identified having bitten someone. Beware! One example was of the mouse spider; a very common species in houses; one of a wolf spider; very common in gardens; and one of a money spider, which defies appropriate comment. And there was one by the same species as in the original link, though how the garden cross spider, a harmless orb-weaver, managed to bite anyone is a mystery. Perhaps it thought the person was a suitor; late in the season the old males tend to be eaten by the females.
That's a bit of a wuss postman - he could have brushed it aside with his bag. Our garden's full of them at the moment. I can understand the slippery path thing, that's H&S, but a garden spider? - nooooo.
Those false widow spiders are in Dover at the moment, lots of people reporting them, but they're INDOORS.
Those false widow spiders are in Dover at the moment, lots of people reporting them, but they're INDOORS.