Foa Tilly

[marval]

I hope these are alright.

What do you call a Snake with Grandchildren?
Nanaconda.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?
A. He had no body to go with

What animal has two humps and is in Alaska?
A lost camel.

What has got four legs and can fly
Two ducks

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A sour puss.

Why did the lobster blush?
Because the sea weed.

How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
Just one if it's long enough!

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam?

What do elves do after school?
Gnomework!

How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
Because it's round!

[Tilly2]

Thank you, marval. I'll copy and paste those. I'll try them out at the Christmas Party.

[marval]

If you would like anymore, just let me know.

[Tilly2]

I'll see how those go, marval. Thanks again.