Santa Is White ...

[sunny-dave]

... and so is Jesus ("that's a verifiable fact" about 1 min 50 seconds in)

http://www.theguardian.com/media/video/2013/dec/13/santa-white-jesus-white-fox-news-megyn-kelly-video

Hmmmm ...

[naomi24]

Jesus has to be white – his dad’s white. ;o)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Creation_of_Adam

[emmie]

many countries claim a St Nicholas, not sure why, after all since when was it right that you tell your kids not to talk to strangers then tell them to go and see a bloke in a red suit and white beard with a decidedly portly frame and a ho ho ho on his breath, umm

[emmie]

as Jesus spoke Aramaic, not sure how white he would be, decidedly olive skinned or rather brown i would have thought going on the region he supposedly came from

[anotheoldgit]

Seems you are libel to be arrested if you are not a white Santa. :0)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/16/article-2524340-1A1B451700000578-988_470x491.jpg

[Gromit]

liable.

[anotheoldgit]

Whereas if you are white. :0)

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/12/16/article-2524340-1A1C72CE00000578-997_964x587.jpg

[anotheoldgit]

Gromit

/// liable. ///

You just can't help yourself can you?

You are now down on my list as a AB spell checker, hope you manage to retain the high standards necessary?