Earthquakes In North Devon.

[giveup]

Did the earth move for you?

[gness]

I make spectacular puds!! And of course I'll bring Guinness...☺

[shoota]

I'dve thought gluewine more appropriate.

I said, 'I'DVE THOUGHT.......

[cupid04]

I'll bring the savouries then.

[shoota]

Have you got tasty titbits then Cupes?

[gness]

Hey! A man for the party....a man with a big..........

Shoota...is that a gun.....you look like a Cambridge punter...xx

[shoota]

You know fine rightly what it is, you minx.....

[gness]

Mmmm a punting pole....thought so.....xx

[shoota]

No, I'm English.


I said......

[gness]

☺xx

[craft1948]

It has been known for the ash to drop off my cigarette if I get really excited during sex.............

[gness]

Oh I know, Craft....dark grey sheets...that's the answer....unless it's still hot of course.....☺

[baza]

craft, I thought a ladies tummy button was the ashtray.

[craft1948]

What makes you think I'm on my back?

[shoota]

I love craft.

[craft1948]

I love you too shoota...............it's the long barrel that does it.

[baza]

just thought that they always moan about the crack on the ceiling.