League of Gentlemen Joke

[Soldier Girl]

In the first episode of the League of Gentlemen three blokes are in an Indian and one of them tells a laboriously long joke, but then a second man tells a short joke - what was the latter?

Thanks.

[cfox360]

the joke was"Why are there no headache tablets in the jungle?..........because parrotsatermall" (paracetemol)not as good as the mau-mau gag but there u go....

[Soldier Girl]

Thanks!

[purpose]

Lol... mau-mau...

[Shipstabber]

Cherries are only really small though, aren't they?

 

[ecoman]

Strawberries, What in the jungle!

[ecoman]

did you know Geoff, bummers are deaf

[purpose]

Shipstabber i now have coffee in my keyboard from laughing while drinking... and ecoman... you really didn't help!

Please, no more lines, or i'll do myself a mischief.

[Octavius]

okey dokey, pig in a pokey.

You can view the script here:

http://www.leagueofgentlemen.co.uk/newepisodelists1ep1.shtml

[Shipstabber]

Geoff was great in the film.

"Whats going on? My house is full of .... Asian people!"

Hee.

 

[purpose]

Lol Octavius... I love Pauline!

What's the capital of France...?

[Alan2]

Wine!

[purpose]

Thanks Alan2... the look on Mickey's face has me in stitches every time!

[BigDogsWang]

"You can shout out as many jobs as you want Ross. You're never going to get one, ya dole scum!!"