I have found a gadget that lets me pay a € and log in....it's in a bar needless to say and I am well into the Guinness.....
No dramas except for the bus from the car park to Luton airport....I bent down to put my case under the thingy and macho man behind me decides to hoist his into the top rack.....the screams would waken the dead.....his heavy case missed me by a whisker on the way down.....I flattened myself to the floor of the dirty bus and he slid down the wall.
Turns out he had dislocated his shoulder in the process of showing off ....Jeez...don't men make a fuss. I asked if he would like me to relocate his shoulder....he decided to do it himself....it took flipping ages....
The bus driver was waving his arms and wailing....Oh dear...Oh dear...thought I was going to have to drive the bus to the hospital....
Ten minutes it took to get his shoulder back into place and a lot of screaming to go with it.
I prescribed 600mg Ibuprofen and a bloody great shot of Jameson's....
Mayo is beyond beautiful.....except when they dig up around my parked car...
Have you heard of the Irish group "Celtic Woman" Gness? 4 girls with beautiful voices and an amazing violinist (or maybe a viola) just seen a concert on Sky TV, they are great!
Lord...I'm too nosy to be under the table, Shoota....x
I will, Dave....if I can....tried to buy some yesterday and was told to hush!!! it's illegal.....No it's not now....it's kind of wussy.....Off up into the hills tomorrow to find a still....Want some of that?...x