Better Headline?

[EcclesCake]

I'm sure the BBC could have done better with their headline for this news story. Any suggestions?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/27971248

[stuey]

He certainly does not appear to have much wiggle womb there does he?

[boxtops]

Returning from whence he came.....

[Graham-W]

Twit rescued from giant twit.
substitute a for i

[Svejk]

nothing I wouldn't get banned for. ;)

[DrFilth]

am i allowed to say it is not fanny :-)

[humbersloop]

regression therapy? it's all behind me now

[Tilly2]

Does my bum look big in this?

[Jeza]

WHY would anyone sculptor a statue of a vagina. We live in a strange world.

[Psybbo]

A bust of a vagina?

[EcclesCake]

It's a powerful metaphor Jezza and this sculpture is figurative rather than graphic.

Still wondering why chappie thought it was a good idea.

I'm not a fan of The Sun but I do think they could have written a cracking headline for this!

[stuey]

A young student I see; he was probably well lubricated in order to get into that type of a situation.

[factor-fiction]

He should have used lubrication

[Jeza]

My Grandfather went to school with Henry Moore. There are several of this statues near me and I think they're crap too.

[royfromaus]

Cunning stunt goes wrong!

[ladybirder]

We have a load of them here in Brighton Jeza done by a local chap. I can't remember how he does it but I think he makes a cast as they are life size. Been no shortage of volunteers:-)

[DTCwordfan]

American Dick gets stuck in German C..t - "It was that tight."