Luis Suarez Out Of World Cup

[mikey4444]

At last the FIFA authorities have acted over this tiresome, overpaid and over praised thug ::

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28013503

Not before time. I guess that means Liverpool can now sack him ?

[jim360]

The guy he bit has come out to say that the ban is excessive. Wow.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/28058345

[aelmpvw]

''if I was banned from my local Conservative Club for breaking the rules, the ban would not extend to my local Labour Club.''

i think it probably would if you'd sank your teeth into a fellow member at the bar

[Sipowicz]

The sad thing is that Suarez still denies it!

[anneasquith]

your post went unnoticed roy :) ive just read that suarez did not in fact bite the itialian. he GNAWED him . ;0

[zebo]

Apparently his Grandma is complaining that he has been thrown out of the WC like a dog! No flies on Grandma then.

[royfromaus]

Sipowicz
The sad thing is that Suarez still denies it!



It was the 'teeth of God'

[Gromit]

// surely gromit you would never enter a conservative club! //

I belonged to one to use their excellent facilities - Snooker table and cheap Samuel Smiths.

[ToraToraTora]

surely they have those things in tut laba cloob! Probably be cheaper too!

[mikey4444]

Gromit...I am appalled !

[Sqad]

Well, as a talking point.........could it be that Suarez has temporal lobe epilepsy and he really didnt know that he had bitten anyone as he was having an attack?

[mikey4444]

Afternoon Sqad !

You are our official Health Expert on here Sqad, so you know more about this than most of us, but wouldn't this condition have shown up on any regular medical that he would have had ? I understand that professional sportsmen like this *** have medicals and fitness tests all the time, as they cost the teams so much to have them on the books. I am quite prepared to be corrected on this point, if anybody knows different.

[Gromit]

I watched a ska band play 'The Beats' "Stand down Margaret" in a Conservative Club.

[Sqad]

mikey.......no! it wouldn't.

It is not a common condition and would only "show up" on an EEG and MRI scan which are not a part of a "routine check"....even for footballers.

[mikey4444]

Thanks Sqad...I have only just seen your reply as I have been busy elsewhere defending Wagner !

Did you like the Matt Munroe ?

[Sqad]

Not one of my favourites mikey, but yes...........i liked it.

[NoMercy]

Sqad, do people with that condition usually play-act afterwards, clutching their upper set of teeth?

[anneasquith]

oh come on sqad, you're scraping the barrel now :)