Now Surely This Type Of Thing Is Just Not On, Especially When They Had Come To Fix Her Stop-Cock?

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2870389/French-housewife-guilty-sexually-abusing-two-PLUMBERS.html

[aelmpvw]

///The men were so frightened by the attack they left their tools at her home///
that sounds painful and rather extreme

[Old_Geezer]

What the heck is wrong with them. It's all part of the job fending off bored housewives ain't it ?

[Baldric]

///The men were so frightened by the attack they left their tools at her home///

Men!!!! . . . well, I suppose they are French

[Bazile]

Now , that's the sort of thing that would never happen to me if i was a plumber / tv repair man / washing machine repair man .......

Ah - i've just seen that she was a drunk and probably not a looker ... i can see that these blokes ( and me ) would not be interested then

[ChillDoubt]

Well I'm no expert but I do know how a good porno starts.

Did they not read the script/storyline?

[aelmpvw]

///She added that she apologised to the two plumbers, and agreed to pay them the equivalent of around £800 in damages. ///

that's probably what the original bill would have been anyway

[sandyRoe]

I think I saw a film based on that ^

[Old_Geezer]

Well !
There's a confession Baz !

[retrocop]

To take advantage of a drunken 50yr old woman. Oooo La La. Zat is plumbing the depths so to speak n'est pas ?

[Prudie]

Be fair to her, every porno film I've ever watched involved a plumber, perhaps she assumed it was a standard part of their job role.

[anotheoldgit]

I think it is a story made up by UKIP, so that all the Polish plumbers who are here will pick up their tools and head for France.

[Peter Pedant]

// I think it is a story made up by UKIP, so that all the Polish plumbers who are here will pick up their tools and head for France.//

me ? I blame the CIA

[Bazile]

Perhaps her breath was a major offputter to any kind of intimacy - being an alcoholic

[wolf63]

I was reading this thread a minute or so ago and the doorbell rang. I opened the front door and the guy said "Plumber". Do you think that someone was monitoring my internet usage?

Anyhow it transpired that his eyesight was too bad to read his worksheet and it was actually the next door flat that he wanted. Maybe I should have dragged him in and got him to fix my ballcock problem.

[anotheoldgit]

wolf63

/// Maybe I should have dragged him in and got him to fix my ballcock
problem. ///

Perhaps with his eye sight being poor, he would have needed ♫ a little help from a friend ♫ :0)