Gromit - "I attended church recently for a Christening ceremony. The Vicar talked a lot about the Great British Bake off. It was most odd. I expect he was trying to be inclusive and relevent to his congregation, but as an atheist observer, it just seemed utterly bonkers."
Ah, beware the trendy vicar types, they have no sense of humour, which is entirely forgivable, but like to think they have, which is not!
These can be easily identified, because they like to start sentences with "And ... dy'know ..."