50 Shades Of Nay - Its A 'thing'

[Snafu03]

I urge all men to join my campaign '50 Shades of Nay'. The book release saw the biggest baby boom for 40 years as women in relationships that historically ration out sex like its the Gold Standard were suddenly interested in their other halves from a sexual standpoint; no doubt closing their eyes and thinking of Christian Grey, rather than Britain.


I'm sure womankind would be more than obliging if we came upstairs after a heavy Redtube session, keen to live out our sexual fantasies on a willing partner.

A lot of Men will allow themselves to be disrespected on their partners return from the cinema; I'm sure a lot will make a concerted effort to stay awake beyond 9pm in keen anticipation of their return from the cinema and what that holds; after all - you're definitely on a promise and God knows when the offer of sex will come around again - 50 Shades of Grey 2 maybe?

So I urge all Mankind to respect your Soul, Body and Mind - give your other halves the cold shoulder on their return from watching this film. Be strong, have more self respect.

[flump1]

Dreamer !

[Quoi]

but I paid for her return bus fare.......