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This may help you
http:// www.red dit.com /r/Joke s/comme nts/1vz v42/ter ror_ale rts_by_ john_cl eese/
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Actually, there is one joke that gives the French some pride - and that was the captain of the Air France Concorde who was awarded the Legion D'Honneur for taking out more Germans than the whole of the French Air Force in WW2.
Given the story, it's probably some ijiuts like the one arrested and charged, or those that try and use lasers to blind incoming pilots eyes....
Given the story, it's probably some ijiuts like the one arrested and charged, or those that try and use lasers to blind incoming pilots eyes....
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One I posted earlier in the Joke section
Us D-Day Vet
The elderly American Navy Soldier arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
“You ‘ave been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
“Zen, you should know enough to ‘ave your passport ready for inspection.”
The American said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”
“Impossible. You Americans alwayz ‘ave to show your passports on arrival in France!”
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in the war of 44; I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to!”
One I posted earlier in the Joke section
Us D-Day Vet
The elderly American Navy Soldier arrived in Paris by plane. At French Customs, he fumbled for his passport.
“You ‘ave been to France before, monsieur?” the customs officer asked sarcastically.
The old gent admitted that he had been to France previously.
“Zen, you should know enough to ‘ave your passport ready for inspection.”
The American said, “The last time I was here, I didn’t have to show it.”
“Impossible. You Americans alwayz ‘ave to show your passports on arrival in France!”
The American senior gave the Frenchman a long hard look. Then he quietly explained, “Well, when I came ashore at Omaha Beach in the war of 44; I couldn’t find any Frenchmen to show it to!”
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