Ukip Porn Star Candidate !

[mikey4444]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-32231900

Farage must be pulling his hair our by now ! What does everybody think....is this mans occupation likely to make him more or less suitable to be an MP ?

[mikey4444]

Mamy...oh....just a tad disappointing ! I thought it might be something rather saucier !

[tonyav]

Yeah, for fixing ball cocks, melv.


Johnny Rockard, lol great name.

[Old_Geezer]

Why should it matter, it's his opinion that should count most ?

i seem to recall the Liberals having to have a go at a caller to their phone in who was asking about Clement Freud, saying the party was having a laugh and asking why the country should accept a comedian. So now society has moved on to porn workers ?

[Peter Pedant]

tag line

it's harder being a porn star but
harder being a UKIP candidate

or

up your posh boy ! ( to any tory candidate )

or

I have the member to be a member of parliament

or

If elected I will be called THE member of parliament

or .....


Ed has the money but I have the balls !


or .....

[mikey4444]

I think our Glenda worked in the art end of market Naomi !

I remember back in the 60's, D H Lawrence was very popular behind the bike sheds. My school had a very battered and dog eared copy of Lady Chatterley's Lover, which was passed around furtively. It had the strange property that when you threw it into the air, the book always fell on the ground, open to the exact same page, every time.

Funny that !

[naomi24]

Thank you, Mikey. I'm flattered.

[naomi24]

Mikey, I trust the book wasn't from the school library?

[ichkeria]

Wasn't This the day UKIP tried er hard to increase their appeal to women? Fair play to him. It wouldn't stop me voting UKIP.
Lots of other things would of course ...

[Peter Pedant]

or

is that a furry mike on your T shirty ?

No it is just the tip of the iceberg !

[ sorry getting too excited by election news ]

[mikey4444]

No Naomi....well, not the official one anyway. It seemed to exist in the same parallel universe as all books by Henry Miller !

[Peter Pedant]

// ground, open to the exact same page, every time. //

because the other pages were stuck together ?

[mikey4444]

Probably PP, probably !

[Peter Pedant]

You mean this report isnt ......... all a cock and bull story ?

[ludwig]

I'd like wish him good luck in the forthcoming erection.

[EDDIE51]

He is not the only 'Winker' standing for parliment then?

[EDDIE51]

Does he know Ivor Biggun?
http://www.lyricsmania.com/the_winkers_song_misprint_lyrics_ivor_biggun.html

[Peter Pedant]

During his interview I would say he was in a blue funk

[naomi24]

Ludwig, ah-so! Fluent in Chinese I see. :o)

[ludwig]

^ eh? .. oh yes, I see I made a typo ;o)