Isis Job Adverts

[tonyav]

Isis jobs on offer !.
http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/isis-advertises-10-jobs-in-the-caliphate-including-press-officers-bomb-makers-and-teachers/ar-AAaHC8D

[retrocop]

This monster is a walking propaganda disaster for ISIS and Islam. Lovely job descriptions. I notice one of the roles is to indoctrinate children.That would be the subject of a previous debate wouldn't it about the ISIS slant on Saturday morning pictures for their children.

[tonyav]

I doubt if it would be Roy Rodgers on a Sat morning for their kids.

[icecreamicecream]

Are they also applying for "clematis cutting off clinicians".If they are can I put my name forward.

[DTCwordfan]

Han - they just need ice-cream sales people, cinema usherettes and peanut shellers.

[retrocop]

I think it was that masked hero of theirs Jihadi John who starred in the children's entertainment that was provided. I note that no Cinematograph Board of Film censors are required.

[DTCwordfan]

I see you are offered a job, retro, "to patrol the streets to violently enforce strict Islamic dress codes and rules." I love the split infinitive.

You'd be good at that!

[tonyav]

Less routine is the “bomb making department”, which includes making explosives and being willing to wear them as a suicide bomber.


Not much future there, sounds like a dead end job to me.

[retrocop]

//“I hate the UK,” he said. “The only reason why I would intend to return to the UK is when I want to come and plant a bomb somewhere.”//

That is a statement that Teresa May give some thought to when deciding if our little treasures from Bethnal Green and the other 597 UK holiday trippers decide to return.

[tonyav]

Precisely, retrocop.

[retrocop]

DTCwordfan
You flatter me. I wouldn't want to go within a hundred miles of their s88thole country.

[retrocop]

DTC
May be you could offer your services as a teacher.I am sure your liberal leftie views will go down a wow with ISIS.!!

[DTCwordfan]

lots of sand to play with! Lol....just teasing, retro.

I heard a wonderful descriptor of where Djibouti is.... "You know the Red Sea is the a-rsehol-e of the world, well Djibouti is half-way up it." The Red Sea may be this, but then Israel and West Syria/Northern Iraq must be the rectum and colon respectively.

[DTCwordfan]

cop, I'm actually a centrist tory....so less of the left-wing anal suggestions from you.

[tonyav]

I'm surprised that they aren't advertising for demolition men !

http://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/other/isis-video-shows-complete-destruction-of-ancient-city-of-nimrud-in-iraq/ar-AAaTuAG

[icecreamicecream]

I put my application in...and the first question on the application form was"do you own a rusty razor blade".

[tonyav]

I've got no chance then, I've only got a rusty butter knife.

[icecreamicecream]

Doesn't matter,Tony,its only some daft schoolgirls from Tower Hamlets....

[DTCwordfan]

they probably use rusty razor blades, a bit like the Viet Cong women.......

[icecreamicecream]

As I said,DTC...

[retrocop]

DTCwordfan
I wondered where my colon ended up when it was cut out 29/10/14. They can keep it. It was cancerous so should be well accepted by our Islamic brotherhood. :-)