Man Accused Of Pulling Women's Teeth Out With Pliers During Sex ...

[naomi24]

...'because he liked gummy ladies'

There are some strange men about – and some strange women!

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/australasia/man-accused-of-pulling-womens-teeth-out-with-pliers-during-sex-because-he-liked-gummy-ladies-10213154.html

[mrs_overall]

If any man came near me with a pair of pliers, he would soon find them clamped firmly on his testicles.

The exception would be Mr O. I just know he wouldn't be clutching them for any bedroom shenanigans....probably the headboard or something would be loose

[Svejk]

^ again?

[mrs_overall]

Why couldn't this man loiter in the toothpaste section of a supermarket? He would then be able to spot women buying Polygrip and then chat them up.

[mrs_overall]

aims a sand filled Marigold at sweaty

[sandyRoe]

Would ladies, after reading the link, look at their dentist in a new light?

[1ozzy]

I read this report in todays Telegraph.
Definitely some strange people about.
What punishment do you think would be fitting?

[andy-hughes]

No matter how long you live in this world, there is behaviour out there that will always baffle, amuse, disgust, and horrify all of us.

[1ozzy]

Very true Andy-hughes.
So how should a community deal with it?

[tamborine]

Poke ostrich quills up his nethers

[andy-hughes]

1ozzy - the same as a civilised society deals with any mental illness - incarceration and treatment, with release after rehabilitation if suitable, permanent incarceration if not.

[1ozzy]

They would have to be emu quills in this country Tambo ;-)

[tamborine]

Are maori womens trad skirts made of emu quills?

[1ozzy]

You are probably correct Andy.
I'm a bit short tempered with deviates.

[1ozzy]

No Tambo, you are muddling up two different countries here.
Consult your encyclopedia ;-).
Night all.

[tamborine]

These skirts

https://youtu.be/RBtFIkVpheg

[1ozzy]

Nope Tambo.
Maori ladies are not indigenous to Oz.
Neither are Emus to NZ.
Not sure where you are coming from but I'm definitely going to sleep now.
Bye

[naomi24]

... but one of the women went back for more!!

// one of Hansen’s alleged victims claimed he held her down in a car while removing six of her bottom teeth with a pair of pliers and throwing them out the window.

After having the rest of her teeth removed at a dentist at the defendant’s request, her wisdom teeth started coming through.

“He had a screwdriver in his hand, he then tilted my head back,” the woman said, according to the New Zealand Herald.

“After that he had grabbed the screwdriver and started digging at the back of my gums to try and get out these wisdom teeth.”//

It beggars belief!

[New Judge]

"But he loves me really"

(Standard response made by many Domestic Violence victims after having been assaulted for the umpteenth time)

[Fusion5]

Would you not be a tad suspicious if he brought his toolbox to bed.

I once knocked the drill out of my dentist's hand, so this nutter would have got a swift kick in the trossocks.

[jno]

"get your coat, you've pulled"