A Local Brothel-Keeper......in Salisbury.......

[Mosaic]

.....well who'd have thought it. It's just not an association I could have concocted. They might as well park a kebab van outside the cathedral, it's all ruined for me from now on.

[Hopkirk]

The oldest profession.

So why not Salisbury?

[sandyRoe]

And you do have to wonder what would a brothel keeper, unless she specialised, know of the tastes of an organ-playing sailor?

[Sqad]

I know ! I Know!....SALISBURY.

Whatever next, ABers using prostitutes?

That I will never believe.

[Mosaic]

Sandy...hnurrr hnurr hnurrr
You said organ.
In this context? ROFL

[Mosaic]

Yeh but Divebuddy - she's running a brothel in Salisbury! I'm not concerned about Edward Teeth in this thread - just - Salisbury? Tea shoppes and antique boutiques? don't tell me people have carnal knowledge there, I can't believe it.

[sandyRoe]

The Grocer was a renowned exponent of that instrument.

[sunny-dave]

They've opened an Aldi there too ....

[Mosaic]

Sandy!!!
Oh the wickedness....

[Svejk]

Are you saying they haven't got a kebab van? ;-(

[Mosaic]

Not outside the cathedral - mind, I last visited in 1980. There may be an official CofE kebabery now.