Poor Woman

[marval]

A woman walked into a pet store

"I haven’t got much money", she told the assistant.

"So I’d like to know if you’ve got any kittens you’ll let go cheap."

"I’d let them, Madam.” said the assistant.

"But they prefer to meow."

[DTCwordfan]

that's barking mad - or you are within a whisker of a major groan....

[frugalfred]

He's pussyfooting around again, dtc.

[DTCwordfan]

indeed, possibly, except our marval is one of those female comedians - who should have been on stage, perhaps.....

[DaisyNonna]

Fur goodness sake

[Jackdaw33]

If Marval is female then the correct word is comedienne. Female is redundant in this context.

[Psybbo]

Gawd, let's just smile or laugh, thanks marvel

[DTCwordfan]

we are, psybbs! comedienne, yes, if sex-specific. Comedian - a generic term, jackdaw, lol.....

[tonyav]

Psybbo
Gawd, let's just smile or laugh, thanks marvel


Purrfect.

[DTCwordfan]

you got the lynx on tonight, tony, instant woman attraction - they say....?

[tonyav]

Tiger balm, DT.

[DaisyNonna]

Civet cats produce musk, not a fragrance I favour

[tonyav]

Had to google that, Daisy. Funny looking cat.
http://media-cdn.tripadvisor.com/media/photo-s/01/ef/46/12/a-civet-cat-at-the-croc.jpg

[DaisyNonna]

Not one to warm your feet on

[tonyav]

Seems to have a face like a Raccoon.

[DaisyNonna]

What is your new avatar Tony?

[tonyav]

It's a watercolour of Wigan Casino many years ago, Daisy.

[marval]

Don't worry folks, I'm here all week.

[tonyav]

Good gal.

[Baldric]

If this works, here's a better view

http://www.gravatar.com/avatar.php?gravatar_id=93e8cd47907fb5c3ed0717c15d39a291&default=http%3A//www.theanswerbank.co.uk/default_avatar.jpg&;size=398&r=g&;abrs4=2015100820

[tonyav]

Yep, thats the one Baldric.