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The Zipper
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At a busy bus stop, a young Lady wearing a tight leather skirt was waiting for a bus
As the bus stopped she realised that her skirt was too tight to get her leg up to the bus step
With a quick smile to the driver she reached behind to unzip her skirt a little, again she tried to reach the step but was unable to, so she reached behind and moved the zip a little more, for the second time she was unable to make the step, she once again moved the zip a little, and still was unable to reach the step.
Just then a large Texan who was standing behind picked her up by the waist and gently placed her on the bus step.
She went ballistic turned to the good Samaritan and screamed," HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY BODY
I don't know who you are"
The Texan smiled and drawled
"Well ma.am I would normally agree with you,
BUT AFTER YOU UNZIPPED MY FLY THREE TIMES
i KINDA FIGURED WE WAS FRIENDS!
As the bus stopped she realised that her skirt was too tight to get her leg up to the bus step
With a quick smile to the driver she reached behind to unzip her skirt a little, again she tried to reach the step but was unable to, so she reached behind and moved the zip a little more, for the second time she was unable to make the step, she once again moved the zip a little, and still was unable to reach the step.
Just then a large Texan who was standing behind picked her up by the waist and gently placed her on the bus step.
She went ballistic turned to the good Samaritan and screamed," HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY BODY
I don't know who you are"
The Texan smiled and drawled
"Well ma.am I would normally agree with you,
BUT AFTER YOU UNZIPPED MY FLY THREE TIMES
i KINDA FIGURED WE WAS FRIENDS!
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