An Inappropriate Sentence In The Circumstances?

[anotheoldgit]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3306942/Pregnant-woman-husband-banned-LONDON-performing-sex-act-sat-sofa-Westfield-shopping-centre-children-watched.html

Why wasn't his wife's photo published, after all it was she who committed the offence?

/// She added to Bilal: 'I’m going to exclude you from coming within the M25 for eight weeks, except for the 11 and 12 of November, to attend your immigration hearing. ///

Yet another great asset to this country applying for citizenship.

/// ‘If you breach that you will be arrested and brought back to court.' ///

Who could possibly police this, and are they likely to travel back to London since they live in Newport Wales?

/// The unemployed couple must also pay a £60 victim surcharge and a £180 court charge at a rate of £10 a fortnight. ///

All out of their benefits I presume?

[Mamyalynne]

Who is ?

[Svejk]

Who is what?

[Mamyalynne]

What you said.

[Svejk]

Shoplifters? How and why else do unemployed people travel from Newport to English shopping centres.
^That was my thinking but I'm not so sure now.
http://m.theanswerbank.co.uk/News/Question1454953.html

[Gromit]

// No the offence was preforming a sexual act on her husband, he was just the receiver of that act. //

How on earth did I miss the joke? Now it has been pointed out that the post was humour, I am literally crying with laughter.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh I see Svejk, thought it just seemed a bit random that's all.


Gromit, yes - preformed like concrete ( not that I know the gentleman in question)

[anotheoldgit]

Svejk

It was 'Shop' lifters Svejk wasn't it, because there seems to be a little confusion?

[anotheoldgit]

Gromit

/// How on earth did I miss the joke? Now it has been pointed out that the post was humour, I am literally crying with laughter. ///

Yes you must miss much, not being very quick on the uptake.

[Gromit]

Have you thought about bringing out a book of your 'Humourous' posts? It could give Stephen Fry a run for his money.

[Svejk]

Jezbollah could give Fry a run for his money.

[Baldric]

And they now have a 'Lifetime Ban' from DFS.

[anotheoldgit]

Baldric

/// And they now have a 'Lifetime Ban' from DFS. ///

Sofar, Sofar.

[anotheoldgit]

Just typed in his wife's name into google, so as to read other media reports, got down to the Metro contribution to this this story and it is not for the faint hearted, although they used a different description in their headline.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes, a very direct approach from them.

[naomi24]

//At the time I didn’t realise what I was doing, I was pregnant.//

That'll be why then. :o/

[Gromit]

Apparenty, Fahad Bilal does not have to pay her until Summer 2016.

[douglas9401]

Nobody wondering what the kids are subjected to in private if this is what goes on in public?

[B00]

Eeeek @ the tissue comment in The Metro story of this!

[retrocop]

Boo
They might play dirty but they tidy up afterwards. A true lady. :-(

[B00]

Well not exactly, she didn't put it in a bin did she? some poor sod of a cleaner would've had to pick that up.

Stomach's hurling thinking about it!