Drunks On Flights

[vernonk]

How bout introducing breathalyser tests for passengers and, if they're over the limit, they're not allowed to fly?

[Baldric]

Is there a Link missing here, I struggling to find a News related element atm?

[whiskeryron]

Just insist that they use only the outside toilet.

[CrapAtCryptics]

i prefer the ejector seat option.

[ummmm]

No...most people manage to fly without getting into a drunken scrap.

[MargoTester]

There was something on Jeremy Vine about drunks on a Ryan air flight causing troll and the plane had to be diverted to put them off.

[SlackAlice]

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3469053/Brawl-35-000ft-Shocking-moment-stag-party-reveller-punched-friend-forcing-Ryanair-flight-make-emergency-landing.html

[AlwaysConfused]

baldric http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/14309442.Groom_speaks_out_after_stag_party_s__rowdy__behaviour_causes_flight_to_make_emergency_landing/

think it was also in the sun today.

[MargoTester]

Yes just googled it but as you know I can't do links - I'm sure somebody will find it . Flight was to Bratislava diverted to Berlin.

[Mamyalynne]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-35681147

[MargoTester]

Oh already done knew I could rely on somebody :-)

[AlwaysConfused]

I have managed to get on a plane so drunk once I thought we were taking off as we landed. I could never be a rowdy drunk, though. Alcohol makes me sleepy

[ichkeria]

A bit ridiculous offering breathalyser tests and then allowing people to drink alcohol.
Imagine being breathalysed by a traffic policeman and then being offered a congratulatory glass of whisky for not being over the limit

[Sqad]

^^^LOL

[ToraToraTora]

unfair to penalise everyone for a few who can't hold their drink.

[VHG]

>>>How bout introducing breathalyser tests for passengers

How about one for pilots as well?

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/drunk-pilot-was-seven-times-legal-alcohol-limit-before-take-off-10460014.html

[ToraToraTora]

However I would agree with issuing a tranquilizer gun so they can shoot these ar53h0les, sedate and strap them in and gag them to avoid inconveniencing the other passengers.

[AlwaysConfused]

Tora, could a milder tranq be arranged for screaming, unruly childrens parents?

[ToraToraTora]

yes a whole range, no problem.

[Baldric]

AlwaysConfused Thanks for the Link,

///think it was also in the sun today.///

I stand as much chance of seeing that ^^ as I do of flying without a 'plane.

[Peter Pedant]

hmmm he must live in a bungalow .....