perverse

[biscuitboy]

hi, I am sure there was a story a few years ago about a man that was convicted of making love to pavements - it was on the front of the Daily Mirror at the time, no-one in my office believes me though - does anyone else remember this...?

[Shipstabber]

I only remember this because it used to be on the headlines montage behind the contestants on 'Have I Got News for You', so I saw it every week!

[Buddy]

Get it right it was the cracks in the pavement so he wasnt too much of a perv!!!

Not a lot to boast about tho:-)

[VINNY100_2]

How low can you get!! (:)

[THECORBYLOON]

He was charged with indecent asphalt........

[coggles]

I don't remember the story - and I would have if I had read it, but Vinny and TCL just made me LMAO!

[jno]

he must have been a paving loony

[THECORBYLOON]

I've just read the story again and he said he was whispering sweet nothings, so in fact he was charged wi asphalt and flattery........I'll get ma jaiket........

[snapdharlich]

Hey Corbyloon - You've been thinking o' that one a day haven't you.

[Piper-AK]

nah, he was just paving the way to this terrible pun....

[THECORBYLOON]

The psychiatrists said the man was a cyclepath so it was ok...... I'll get ma bunnet.....

[Piper-AK]

Deary, deary me.  Tar for that one.

[THECORBYLOON]

Piper  I'll "mak a damn" good try an kerb ma puns.....

[Piper-AK]

That's fantastic!  You're streets ahead of me, baby

[Piper-AK]

I'm stopping now.