You Can Take The Lad Out Of The Slums......

[ToraToraTora]

http://news.sky.com/story/1660977/footballer-sorry-for-urinating-into-beer-glass

[agchristie]

Nice to see he has been relieved of his duties for the weekend match....

[jourdain2]

etcetera.....

Football, .... typing the word wants me to rinse my mouth out.

[Peter Pedant]

o god who wants pee poured over you ?

( I have been vomited on and didnt enjoy it much )

[jourdain2]

Just had to wade through 4 adverts to see what PP had written. ED this isn't on!!

[agchristie]

PP > o god who wants pee poured over you ?

They had their own horseplay....

[douglas9401]

Proof, if it were needed, that you can't polish a trud.
More seriously, a PINT tumbler, looks like somebody has a gurl's bladder.

[david small]

I was once accidentally urinated upon once from a height. Can't say I liked it.
I complained vigorously, he thought I was taking the p@ss.

[sandyRoe]

And he's wearing a flat cap. To use Edward Vll's famous put-down, 'Going ratting, are you?'

[youngmafbog]

My mate did it to be when we were doing a dump up in Nottingham. The bog was out of action and i had the soil pipe off. My mate who had been doing another job needed a leak and thought he would use the basin. The basin unfortunately drained into the soil pipe that was not there.

Definitely not pleasant!

And no, a leopard never changes its spots TTT but not so much where you were bought up, more the attitude you were born with IMHO.

[anotheoldgit]

Peter Pedant

/// ( I have been vomited on and didnt enjoy it much ) ///

No, I'm not going to say it.

[ToraToraTora]

"Football, .... typing the word wants me to rinse my mouth out. " - which is one reason why I use the correct name for association football - Soccer.